Fun Quotes - Page 101

Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell someone else. A little fun, a little exciting, a little sexy, and always off key.

Sailors, with their built in sense of order, service and discipline, should really be running the world.

Basketball is a game and their primary reason for participating in the sport is simply for the pleasure they experience while playing. Don't be afraid to lose. Have fun while you're busy playing hard and playing smart.

I love handbags. And shoes. Investing in like a great handbag or a pair of shoes can really make or break an outfit. It's fun to mix and match high street with luxury brands and throw in a bit of vintage as well.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond.

A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that way for about ten years. When I decided to stop, I adopted the method that my father had used when he quit. He would carry a cigarette in his shirt pocket, and every time he felt like smoking, he would pull out the cigarette and confront it: "Who stronger? You? Me?" Always the answer was the same: "I stronger." Back the cigarette would go, until the next craving. It worked for him, and it worked for me.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.

The moment somebody says "this is very risky" is the moment it becomes attractive to me.

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

I grew up skateboarding; it was fun. I didn't think about money, I didn't know how much professional skateboarders made. I just knew that if I became a professional skateboarder, I would achieve a lot and get to travel and do these great things.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.

Art is not some fun add-on to life.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

I am a total believer of making the process a good time - make it memorable, have some fun, try to shoot high in your quality and then dont get crazy, see what happens.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.