Fun Quotes - Page 103

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

Work for the fun of it, and the money will arrive some day.

I like to write music for fun. That's my hustle, my grind, my means of stayin' alive, and it's also my recreation, too.

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

I'm always happy to play the bad girl. I just get to have fun, and it's obviously all done with a smile.

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.

I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Doing shows is always a side of skating that I've loved, it's the performing. I get to do that without the pressure, it's always fun between the skaters and the preparation, the show is always so much fun.

There'll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read 'em but all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail-wagging frenzy.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.

Nature itself is the best physician.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.