Fun Quotes - Page 99

Only a few things are really important.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Make space in your life for the things that matter, for family and friends, love and generosity, fun and joy. Without this, you will burn out in mid-career and wonder where your life went.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.

The only way the magic works is by hard work. But hard work can be fun.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

For me, skateboarding started in 1965, so by the time the Dogtown era came around I'd already been skatin' for 10 years. When I started it was clay wheels and mostly home made decks. We were just trying to copy surfing. Everything about skateboarding had to do with surfing. It was all about fun and a way to surf when the waves were shitty.

Give me snuff, whiskey, and Swedes, and I will build a railroad to hell.

Life is too short to spend in negativity. So I have made a conscious effort to not be where I don't want to be.

I've been all over the world. I love New York, I love Paris, San Francisco, so many places. But there's no place like New Orleans. It's got the best food. It's got the best music. It's got the best people. It's got the most fun stuff to do.

That's the nature of research you don't know what in hell you're doing.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

The fact that the mind rules the body is, in spite of its neglect by biology and medicine, the most fundamental fact which we know about the process of life.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I was sort of like a kid in a candy store, realizing it was fun making beats without the perceived burden that every track I did had to be a some progressive sample masterpiece. It was nice to blow off steam and work on those songs. For me, that’s what 'The Outsider' was about in general: forget everything, I’m just gonna follow my own music, and make the music I want to make.

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'

I am having so much fun performing, I feel almost guilty. I think, my God, I hope no one comes and busts me for this.