Fun Quotes - Page 2

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness. In this case, it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection