Jokes Quotes - Page 10

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.

Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.

Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

I mean, this is a joke, to try to implicate me as like a friend of the Russians.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

I don't like to joke about dating.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

When you're an older woman [in a movie] you tend to be in - how did you put it? You're the brunt of the joke.

My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.

I joke sometimes that I live a protracted adolescence, that a part of me will always be twelve years old.