Jokes Quotes - Page 8

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like.

I prefer sayings over jokes.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

You make a joke out of everything. Life’s too painful not to.

Donald Trump has shown that he will essentially attack individuals, make Second Amendment jokes.

You can either just have fun with the joke or you can have fun with the joke and think about the implication of it. It's totally up to the listener.

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

This is why Jessica Biel is a successful actress: because, despite the punchlines, you know how to tell a joke.

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

Beware of jokes from which we go away hollow and ashamed.

I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes.

Call me Meier," Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke .

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

For the amount of talent I had (and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke) I enjoyed a tremendous career.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.

Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew.

Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes.

The wind likes making jokes!

Michael Gambon telling filthy jokes and Alan Rickman talking about scrambled eggs, just really normal things, and yet they're these amazingly, superb, famous actors. I feel so privileged to have been around them on the set of Harry Potter.