Authors:

Jokes Quotes - Page 11

He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke.

Holly Black (2013). “The Coldest Girl in Coldtown”, p.176, Hachette UK

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.

Herman Melville (2016). “Israel Potter: His Fifty Years of Exile and Life and Remarkable Adventures of Israel R. Potter”, p.51, Courier Dover Publications

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

Henny Youngman, Neal Karlen (1992). “Take my life, please!”, Thorndike Pr

A joke is necessary at this time.

Grace Paley, Robert Nichols (2007). “Here and Somewhere Else”, Feminist Press

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

"Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton: The WTF Q&A". Interview with Marc Maron, www.esquire.com. September 12, 2011.

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

"Die Verschwörung des Fiesco (The Conspiracy of Fiesco)". Book by Friedrich Schiller (Act I, Scene VII), 1783.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Human, All Too Human vol. 2, pt. 1, sec. 202 (1878) (translation by R. J. Hollingdale)

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

"Eugene Levy: 'American Pie got kinda graphic'" by Catherine Shoard, www.theguardian.com. April 26, 2012.

Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.

Re: Lisp Machines considered Inferior (Usenet article), groups.google.com. November 18, 2002.

I tell the most horrible jokes.

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

"Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.