Jokes Quotes - Page 12

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all.

Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it.

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

You write the script, and then you just go over it 400 times and make all the jokes better. It really is true. That's essentially the way it works.

The best jokes on The Leftovers are the ones that make you feel a little sick to your stomach.

... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il!

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.