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Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Source: pitchfork.com

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

"Don't Call Them Comediennes". Elle interview, www.elle.com. June 21, 2016.

Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move.

Margaret Atwood (1986). “The Handmaid's Tale”, p.222, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

Interview with Ben Munson, www.avclub.com. October 3, 2011.

His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.

Lev Grossman (2015). “The Magicians Trilogy”, p.89, Penguin

My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.

"Lady Gaga Wants You" By Christine Spines, www.cosmopolitan.com. February 27, 2010.

Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same.

A letter to his wife Polly in October 1938. "Bare-faced Messiah: The True Story of L. Ron Hubbard" by Russell Miller, p. 81, 1987.

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.

Kurt Vonnegut (1988). “Conversations with Kurt Vonnegut”, p.192, Univ. Press of Mississippi