Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
