Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
Lots of travel, away from home.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
