It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
