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Emo Philips Quotes - Page 5

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

"E=MO²". Album by Emo Philips, "Track Two + Track Two continued", 1985.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

"If you enjoyed those 'Peter Kay' one-liners in your inbox, they were probably written by Emo Philips" by James Kettle, www.theguardian.com. July 10, 2010.