Groucho Marx Quotes about Age
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
Groucho Marx (2009). “Groucho And Me”, p.28, Da Capo Press
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
"Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", August 20, 1930.