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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx
Funny, Running, Witty

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Groucho Marx
Running, Children, Years
Duck Soup (motion picture) (1933). Screenplay by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby.

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Groucho Marx
Sarcastic, Running, Sap
"Fictional character: Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff". "Horse Feathers", 1932.

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