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Groucho Marx Quotes about Love

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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Life

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Groucho Marx
Love, Dog, Fun

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Groucho Marx
Love, Marriage, People

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Witty

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Witty
Monkey Business (motion picture) (1931). Screenplay by Will B. Johnstone and S. J. Perelman.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Mothers Day

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Crazy

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Agriculture

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Groucho Marx
Love, Successful, Ducks
Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.211, Da Capo Press

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Groucho Marx
Love, Funny, Hate
Groucho Marx (2009). “Groucho And Me”, p.29, Da Capo Press

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