Groucho Marx Quotes about Inspiration

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

How would you like to feel the way she looks?

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Humor is reason gone mad.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

Go, and never darken my towels again

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you