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Groucho Marx Quotes about Friendship

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Funny, Friendship, Witty

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Funny, Friendship, Education

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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Funny, Friendship, Inspiration

Groucho Marx (2009). “Groucho And Me”, p.97, Da Capo Press

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