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Groucho Marx Quotes about Wife

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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Marriage, Retirement, Wife

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.

Home, Differences, Wife

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

Inspiration, Kissing, Wife

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

Inspiration, Wife, Boat

Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

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