Groucho Marx Quotes about Life

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Life, Witty

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Groucho Marx

Inspirational, Funny, Life

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Life, Fake People

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Life, Sarcastic

In Leo Rosten People I have Loved, Known or Admired (1970) "Groucho"

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Groucho Marx

Love, Funny, Life

Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx

Inspirational, Funny, Life

"Fictional character: S. Quentin Quale". "Go West", www.imdb.com. December 6, 1940.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Life, Work

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Life, Women

Always examine the dice.

Groucho Marx

Life, Dice

Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.13, Simon and Schuster

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Life, Witty