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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

Mark Twain
Atheist, Men, Church
Mark Twain (194?). “Mark Twain's notebook”

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

Mark Twain
Christian, People, Church

The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.

Mark Twain
Church, Tails, Credit
Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.25, Courier Corporation

I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.

Mark Twain
People, Laughing, Church
Mark Twain (1992). “Mark Twain's Letters, Volume 3: 1869”, p.35, Univ of California Press

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