No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.
The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.
I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.