Mark Twain Quotes about Smoking

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Mark Twain

Smoking, Cigar, Moderation

Mark Twain (2013). “Great Speeches by Mark Twain”, p.9, Courier Corporation

It is easier to stay out than get out.

Mark Twain

Inspiration, Achievement, Smoking

Following the Equator ch. 18, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (1897)

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

Mark Twain

Heaven, Smoking, Cigar

I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

Mark Twain

Broken, Smoking, Months

Mark Twain, Milton Meltzer (2002). “Mark Twain Himself: A Pictorial Biography”, p.266, University of Missouri Press

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

Mark Twain

Funny, Humorous, Smoking

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

Mark Twain

Funny, Smoking, Literature

"The Jumping Frog: And 18 Other Stories".

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

Mark Twain

Inspirational, Marijuana, Smoking

Mark Twain (2013). “Great Speeches by Mark Twain”, p.95, Courier Corporation

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Mark Twain

Addiction, Smoking, Done

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

Mark Twain

Two, Smoking, Balance