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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

Mark Twain
Wine, Bottles, Red

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Mark Twain
Drinking, Wine, Scotch
Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.37, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

Mark Twain
Drinking, Wine, Labels
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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

Mark Twain
Coffee, Wine, Giving

High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.

Mark Twain
Wine, Water, Likes
Mark Twain (2004). “The Letters of Mark Twain”, p.30, 1st World Publishing

There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

Mark Twain
Food, Wine, Men
Mark Twain (194?). “Mark Twain's notebook”

Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

Mark Twain
Wine, Jugs, Needs
Mark Twain (1972). “Everyone's Mark Twain”

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Mark Twain
Book, Wine, Water

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

Mark Twain
Inspiration, Wine, Pens
Mark Twain (1977). “Life as I Find it: Essays, Sketches, and Tales, the Majority of which are Now Published in Book Form for the First Time”, HarperCollins Publishers

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

Mark Twain
Wine, Labels, Bottles
Mark Twain (2016). “A Tramp Abroad”, p.85, Xist Publishing

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