Mark Twain Quotes about Mom

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 4, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain (1961). “Twain: Wit and Wisecracks”
Mark Twain, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays”, p.2170, GENERAL PRESS
Mark Twain, Milton Meltzer (2002). “Mark Twain Himself: A Pictorial Biography”, p.22, University of Missouri Press