Fun Quotes - Page 45

It's fun having songs about parties and gigolos, but I really wanted to use my music as a form of art. Art is supposed to spark conversation and make people think, and I wanted to do that with this song

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

People ask me from time to time what it was like growing up with Henry Fonda as my father. I say, Ever see Fort Apache? He was like Colonel Thursday.

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

I regard consciousness as fundamental. I regard matter as a derivative of consciousness.

Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

Some of the most fun people I know are scientists.

As long as I have fun playing, the stats will take care of themselves.