Fun Quotes - Page 44

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

And just as we acquaint ourselves with materials, just as we must understand functions, so we must become familiar with the psychological and spiritual factors of our day. No cultural activity is possible otherwise; for we are dependent on the spirit of our time.

Absence - that common cure of love.

Over the years, many executives have said to me with pride: 'Boy, I worked so hard last year that I didn't take any vacation.' I always feel like responding, "You dummy. You mean to tell me you can take responsibility for an eighty-million-dollar project and you can't plan two weeks out of the year to have some fun?

If you have a good idea, open your mouth and say something else.

No volleyball play can begin without a serve, and the serve is the only technique that is totally under your control. In other endeavors, you cannot succeed without believing in yourself, and that belief is completely under your control.

Whoever tells the best story wins.

Any fool can destroy trees. They cannot run away; and if they could, they would still be destroyed-chased and hunted down as long as fun or a dollar could be got of their bark hides.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

We mostly spend [our] lives conjugating three verbs: to Want, to Have, and to Do... forgetting that none of these verbs have any ultimate significance, except so far as they are transcended by and included in , the fundamental verb, to Be.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Unfortunately, many people do not consider fun an important item on their daily agenda. For me, that was always a high priority in whatever I was doing.

To understand how any society functions you must understand the relationship between the men and the women.

Above all, art should be fun.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

There's no need to dress like everyone else. It's much more fun to create your own look.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.