Fun Quotes - Page 51

The approach to that movie wasn't, 'Lets make this movie about Amsterdam and maple syrup.' The concept was, 'Lets go to Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun.' So we flew to Amsterdam with our cameras and we saw what happened and then we got back and we sat down and we said, 'What's the movie here.' That's when we realized that the movie was 'The Maple Syrup Saga'.

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Fun I love, but too much fun is of all things the most loathsome. Mirth is better than fun, and happiness is better than mirth.

Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.

I just want to have fun.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun."

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto been considered only from the point of view of men.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

My dad used to say to me, 'You look more like me than I do.'

Having the right people around you all the time is important. I do take the acting seriously. But this is all fun. I look at it like smoke and mirrors. I still think it's a dream, but I ain't pinching myself yet.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

There are those who believe that the value of a children's book can be measured only in terms of the moral lessons it tries to impose or the perfect role models it offers. Personally, I happen to think that a book is of extraordinary value if it gives the reader nothing more than a smile or two. In fact, I happen to think that's huge.