Fun Quotes - Page 53

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

Have fun, that's what it's all about. People get stressed over it... Let competition eat them up. That's not me, I just get in and have fun. That's what I'm here to do: Have fun and make some money doing it.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.

The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

Thank you so much for breaking my heart because you got me four Grammys.

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.

Working hard becomes a habit, a serious kind of fun. You get self-satisfaction from pushing your self to the limit, knowing that all the effort is going to pay off.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

If you want government to intervene domestically, you’re a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you’re a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you’re a moderate. If you don’t want government to intervene anywhere, you’re an extremist.

I've always had an incredible interest in the villains, which are a lot more fun to play.

The mutual fund industry has been built, in a sense, on witchcraft.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually, it’s a lot of fun to fight. You know, it’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to shoot some people. I’ll be right up front with you — I like brawling.

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.