Fun Quotes - Page 55

True friends stab you in the front.

It's fun to see people blow through their own perceived limitations.

Presence is more than just being there.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

To me, crying is not a sign of weakness. She wants it that bad and she puts her whole heart into it. She had really high expectations, and that's why she's so good. She just had a bad game.

One of the fundamental questions of today's world is undoubtedly the question of equitable globalisation.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.

The issue of human rights is one of the most fundamental human issues and also one of the most sensitive and controversial.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Haters never win. I just think that's true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.