Fun Quotes - Page 9

If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn't have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn't told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn't tried to break me down, I wouldn't know that I'm unbreakable.

What am I doing with my life am I living it or am I just going to some hum drum job that I don't really wanna be at doing some miniscule task being paid to be a mindless drone or am I living my life on my terms - the way I want to live doing thing that I want to do - make no mistake as hard as this is- this is what I want to do! Some people can make fun of it, they can crack jokes they can analyze and criticize and make all the fun they want but I'm living my life. I'm doing it! What are you?

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

I’m a hopeless romantic. I buy things because I fall in love with them. I never buy anything just because it’s valuable. My husband used to say I look at a piece of fabric and listen to the threads. It tells me a story. It sings me a song. I have to get a physical reaction when I buy something. A coup de foudre – a bolt of lightning. It’s fun to get knocked out that way!

The function of protecting and developing health must rank even above that of restoring it when it is impaired.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don't have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks. It's always fun.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

I want to have fun. It's a beautiful life. You learn, you win, you lose, but you get up.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

Invest yourself in everything you do. There's fun in being serious.

"Be Prepared." "Be prepared for what?" "Why, for any old thing."

Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon.