Fun Quotes - Page 8

Attack the evil that is within yourself, rather than attacking the evil that is in others.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things can get so lonely without it.

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

But we are born to be happy, to be abundantly supplied with every good thing, to have fun in living, to consciously unite with the Divine Power that is around us and within us, and to grow and expand forever.

It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

I know you have the capability to understand right from wrong because you hate people who harm children. Well, why not despise people who harm animals? It's hypocritical! Why protect one and violate the other when neither one wants or deserves the abuse? They just wish it would end. Stop praising the innocence in children then ignoring or making fun of the innocence in animals.

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

I'll go anywhere as long as it's forward.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. And if they can't outwork you, then smarts aren't going to do them much good. That's just the way it is. And if you believe that and live by it, you'd be surprised at how much fun you can have. “Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.