Sarcastic Quotes - Page 7

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.

People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.