Wit Quotes - Page 7

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

If you understand each other you will be kind to each other.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

The first service that one owes to others in the fellowship consists of listening to them. Just as love of God begins with listening to his word, so the beginning of love for our brothers and sisters is learning to listen to them.

We can't learn without pain.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

When life beats you down, NEVER give up.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Wit is educated insolence.

Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be broken. But it is inscribed on a heart and there it shall remain forever.

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Improve relationships with others by assuming that they can hear everything you say about them