Wit Quotes - Page 8

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

The more I read my Bible the more I veered away from the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Let the God within you express itself through you in the world without.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

The U.S. withdrawal from the Kyoto protocol endangers the entire process.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Witchery is merely a word for what we are all capable of.

No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

I can resist everything except temptation.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.

Is there anything better than to be longing for something, when you know it is within reach?

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone who wants to be with you, WILL be with you. End of story.

Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.