Wit Quotes - Page 5

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

A zebra does not change its spots.

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Your future is not ahead of you, it's trapped within you

Your God is ever beside you - indeed, He is even within you.

There is no complete spiritual life without music, for the human soul has regions which can be illuminated only by music.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Without love we fall ill.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I'd kill myself without music. Immediately. Life is pointless without music for me.

Without hope we are lost.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

The more you walk with God, the harder it is to scrape your knee

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.