Witty Quotes - Page 38

I like marriage. The idea.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

The voice of Thich Nhat Hanh-friendly, patient, steadfast, confident, contemporary, and often witty-seems, to me, an intermediary big brother talking directly to me on every page saying, 'Look! It's right there in you,' the very wisdom that leads to compassion.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.

The future is made of the same stuff as the present.

My inner child is not wounded.

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age

Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Let's have some new cliches.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Gentlemen, include me out.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

The next time you find yourself in an argument, rather than defend your position, see if you can see the other point of view first.

Consumers know precisely what's wrong with advertising. Be it TV or print or whatever, they know that advertising is never creative enough ... never as witty, inspiring, sophisticated, entertaining and downright likeable as they would like it to be.

Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman."

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.