Bob Hope Quotes - Page 6

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.