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It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that

It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.

George Carlin
Science, Thinking, Order
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

George Carlin
Science, Thinking, Telescopes
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.

George Carlin
Science, Dna, Space
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

Cancer research is a growth industry.

George Carlin
Cancer, Science, Growth
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.99, Hachette UK

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