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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

George Carlin
Happiness, Fun, Over You

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

George Carlin
Fun, Thinking, People
Source: abilitymagazine.com

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

George Carlin
Religious, Fun, People

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

George Carlin
Fun, Sound, Milk

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

George Carlin
Fun, Sleep, Years
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

George Carlin
Fun, Getting High, Enjoyment
Source: reprints.longform.org

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

George Carlin
Dream, Stars, Fun
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.663, Hachette UK

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