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Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

George Carlin
Country, Golf, Games
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

George Carlin
Funny, Golf, Punishment
George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.

George Carlin
Golf, Air, People

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