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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

George Carlin
Team, Circles, Names
George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

George Carlin
Baseball, Team, Stupid
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

George Carlin
Funny, Team, Humor

If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.

George Carlin
Baseball, Team, Father
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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