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George Carlin Quotes about Inspirational

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Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

Inspirational, Life, Birthday

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Inspirational, Funny, Life

"Carlin on Campus". Documentary, Comedy, 1984.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

Inspirational, Life, Music

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Inspirational, Life, What If

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Inspirational, Funny, Witty

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Always do whatever's next.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.217, Hachette UK

Is there another word for synonym?

Inspirational, Life, Synonym

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Inspirational, Humor, Thinking

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Inspirational, Funny, Life

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

Inspirational, Funny, Truth

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

Inspirational, Funny, Travel

George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Inspirational, Dog, Mean

George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.197, Hachette UK

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Inspirational, Funny, Mean Girls

"George Carlin: Jammin' in New York", www.imdb.com. 1992.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Inspirational, Family, Children

George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.55, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Inspirational, Jesus, Nice

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Inspirational, Self Esteem, Humorous

George Carlin (2001). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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