George Carlin Quotes about Life
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.205, Hachette UK
"Carlin on Campus". Documentary, Comedy, 1984.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.217, Hachette UK
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.192, Hachette UK