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George Carlin Quotes about Life

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.205, Hachette UK

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

Always do whatever's next.

George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.217, Hachette UK

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.192, Hachette UK