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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

George Carlin
Atheist, Stupid People, Organization

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

George Carlin
Atheist, Thinking, Drug

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

George Carlin
Atheist, Two, Guy
"A Place for My Stuff". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1981.

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

George Carlin
Atheist, League, Bullshit

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

George Carlin
Atheist, Practice, Circumcision
George Carlin (2009). “Last Words”, p.21, Simon and Schuster

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

George Carlin
Religious, Atheist, Ideas
"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

George Carlin
Atheist, Ku Klux Klan, Doubt

I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label. I feel that if I was figuratively dropped on the Earth and there was a political line, I would be just left of center. The difference for me is that conservatives are more interested in property values and rights and free markets, and liberals are more interested in human rights. In the end, there are people who don't fit into the marketplace and are not equipped. I believe the government should step in where the free market fails.

George Carlin
Atheist, Business, Believe
Las Vegas CityLife, August 09, 2007.

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

George Carlin
Atheist, Bullshit, Clergymen
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

George Carlin
Funny, Witty, Atheist
George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

George Carlin
Atheist, Labels, Belief
Las Vegas CityLife, August 09, 2007.

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

George Carlin
Funny, God, Atheist
George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

George Carlin
Religious, Atheist, Men
"You Are All Diseased". Documentary, Comedy, 1999.

I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to be an atheist is to also have a belief, and have a system, and I don't know that I like that either.

George Carlin
Atheist, Definitions, Belief
Source: mavericksofthemind.com

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