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Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

George Carlin
Thinking, Abortion, Catholic

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

George Carlin
Abortion, Waiting, Nine
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

George Carlin
Funny, Abortion, Religion
"Back in Town". Documentary, Comedy, 1996.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

George Carlin
Abortion, Feminist, Chickens

How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.

George Carlin
Names, People, Abortion
"Back in Town". Documentary, Comedy, 1996.

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