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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

George Carlin
Funny, Money, Humor

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

George Carlin
Funny, Money, Work
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.206, Hachette UK

If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

George Carlin
Money, Church, Want

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

George Carlin
Funny, Change, Money
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

George Carlin
Money, Guy, Littles
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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