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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Steven Wright
Funny, Beach, Nature

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

Steven Wright
Beach, Sea, Shells
"I Have a Pony". Live album by Steven Wright, track 09, 1985.

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

Steven Wright
Funny, Baby, Beach

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