Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
A fool and his money are soon partying.
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
