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I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

Steven Wright

Funny, Humor, House

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

Steven Wright

Mirrors, House, Tape

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

Steven Wright

Funny, Humor, House