If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
